101 Pieces of Advice for Idiots, Losers, and Guys with Really Tiny Penises

This book offers 101 hilarious pieces of advice for idiots, losers, and guys with really tiny penises. Covering everything from deciphering what a girl means when she says "I like you as a friend," to why tampons are never a good birthday present, this book will have you laughing out loud. With tips like "just give women your money, they'll fix their problems themselves," and "all you need to do to give a woman an orgasm is tell her to buy whatever she wants," this book is not for the easily offended.