Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes

Childhood love takes a twisted turn in this cute yet disturbing novel by the award-winning author Carlton Mellick III. The protagonist, Ethan, is in love with the weird girl in school, the one who can't sit still and has spiders in her hair. The only issue is that whenever they go on a date at the Dairy Queen, her whole face explodes with meat and gore, leaving Ethan to deal with her odd condition. As their relationship becomes serious, Ethan must become just as strange as she is to make it work. This heart-warming and creepy love story is a must-read for fans of absurd novels.